December 2009
1 post
The Pleasure of Meeting Petylove
I love it when I get random IM’s. Scammers, Foreign People (or foreign scammers) and Bots make for a good time. ENJOY! petylove: Hello there Stylus: hi petylove: How are you doing? Stylus: I just lost a pint of blood and now I’m a bit contemplative. petylove: So how was it now? BUZZ!!! Stylus: It WAS fine, but the afterwards part isn’t so fine. Wait..you mean NOW? Or THEN?...
October 2009
12 posts
September 2009
2 posts
Awesome. My '86 high school photo made the "Sexy... →
This was just one of my looks, and not even my favorite one. I just decided to make it tall that day when pictures were being taken. When people see this pic, they say “Why would you wanna look like Vanilla Ice?” No, he saw me at a party and bit MY look. Rob Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice) went to my rival high school RL Turner and he stole my look FOUR YEARS AFTER THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN. I was a...
Guido, The Killer Lesbian (Link) →
I’m trying to be a more compassionate, nonjudgmental, and enlightened being. In the last 6 months, I’ve found it’s been getting easier and easier to follow the Buddhist philosophies I’ve been studying, letting go of ego, and just letting things be what they are without it ever getting to me or riling me up like in the past. Then I find shit like this, and throw it all out...
August 2009
16 posts
Don't even TRY it
I don’t even have the proper words to introduce this big ball of 80’s wrongnessthat has been stuffed into the musket of my memory.
That is a HUGE nugget of how weird the 80’s got, and I was smack in the middle of it. After all, crack was an epidemic, and my man Pee Wee held sway. This seemed somewhat normal to me when I saw it the first time, not knowing how fucked up...
More fun with Craigslist Scammers: The Pidgin...
Hi everyone. Some of you may remember the AWESOME time I had playing with a craigslist scam artist two summers ago. Take a look at the post to jog your memory. Trust me, it’s a great read!. Since then, I have never written anything back to these guys. It takes so much time and energy, and I knew I could never top that one sweet time when I really poured myself into it. I put our video...
No Shoes, No Shirt, No Dice
So last night I ran out of smokes about an hour before Amy got off of work. I debated whether to send her a text to pick some up from the store on her way home, or go get some myself. Both scenarios were kinda lame. One one hand, I didn’t want to wait an hour for a cigarette. I wanted one immediately. On the other hand, I was already in my “PJ’s, which really just consist of...
Revisiting the classix: Li'l Markie Sings!
Since the late 80’s, I have always been a big Bongwater fan. They mainly consisted of the duo of Kramer (A talented musicianf Butthole Surfers, Shockabilly, and B.A.L.L. fame.) and Ann Magnuson (A mediocre actress, and the star of “Making Mr. Right” with John Malkovich, Anything But Love, etc). Their sometimes-drummer Dave Licht recently did the music for the show...
July 2009
1 post
Last night I was surfing the web and had the TV on mute. Out of the corner of my eye I caught a plumber bending over and animated green “stink smoke” coming out of his butt crack and the plumber behind him went crosseyed. Yep…that says BUTT ODOR I had to rewind it to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I even said out loud “No effing way I just saw that”, but I did. I saw...
June 2009
7 posts
May 2009
17 posts
